Thursday, July 29, 2010

ALL IS LOST

FAYETTE COUNTY

FIRST ARE NATIONAL NEWS REPORTS THAT 19 MILLION CHILDREN WILL GO HUNGRY IF NOT FEED AT SCHOOL. FOLLOOWED BY NEW REPORTS THAT SUMMER FEEDING PROGRAM WILL NEED TO FEED 17 MILLION CHILDREN DURING SUMMER BREAK ( THEY FIGURE 2 MILLION CAN GET FROM FAMILY). "WE CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN EATING FROM DUMPSTERS OR BEGGING DOOR TO DOOR IN THE NEIGHBORDOOD. FEW DAYS LATER. COUNTY ANNOUNCES 19 'FEEDING STATIONS' WILL BE SET UP IN COUNTY TO FEED CHILDREN UP TO 19 3 MEALS A DAY UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS. OUR HEARTS WERE TORN FEELING FOR ALL THE STARVINGS CHILDREN BUT THEN WE WENT TO WAL-MART AND SAW ALL THE CHILDREN SUFFERING FROM THE 'OBESITY EMPIDEMIC' AND DECIDE THE FIRST REPORT WAS ALL BUNKUM FROM OBAMA.



ENGLAND

MINISTER FOR EQUALITY, LYNNE FEATHERSTONE, HAS CONVENED A CONFERENCE OF FASHION MAGAZINES, TV AND MOVIE PRODUCERS TO ADVISE THEM AS TO WHAT IS THE IDEAL BODY TYPE TO PRESENT FOR WOMEN AND GIRLS IN THEIR PRODUCTIONS AND PUBLICATIONS. GIVES AND HOUR GLASS FIGURE WOMAN FROM 'MAD ME' AS THE IDEAL, SOMEONE NAMED CHRISTINA HENDRIX. I ASSUMED THIS REPORT WAS A HOAX OR SATIRE UNTIL I GOOGLED IT AND FOUND OUT THE IS A "MINISTER OF EQUALITY" AND SHE REALLY IS HOLDING THIS CONFERENCE. I CAN JUST SEE MICHELLE OBAMA WHINING TO 'THE WON' ABOUT WHY SHE CAN'T HAVE A TITLE LIKE THAT TO GET BACK AT WHITEY.

Monday, July 05, 2010

INDEPENDENCE-DAY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: From Robert Heinlein:


Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.”