Sunday, July 03, 2011

Warning!! 4TH of July

Warning from newscasts today about 4th July Dangers.
1. No Fireworks esp. lethal sparklers
2. Dogs missing goes up 50% on July 4th because of breaking rule #1.
3. No Grilling because charcoal causes cancer.
4. Do not let children near pool or beach unless in someone’s sight.
5. Senior citizens should not go out in heat or work too hard.
6. Air quality alert because of heat and humidity; therefore children and elderly stay inside.
7. No alcohol; it does not mix with holiday activities.
8. Road deaths will increase because of holiday travel. Stay home.
9. Parades are banning throwing of candy from floats because uncontrolled children may run under moving floats or vehicles to retrieve.

Almost every hourly newscast has additional warnings throughout day. I did not make up a single one of these!!!

I say the logical solution is to end it now or have a happy, safe and boring 4th. We are hiding in cellar until danger is over.

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