Saturday, January 09, 2010

ADDITIONAL WISDOM

1. " Our self-centered 'bottom-line' society, focused on money over acheivement, charisma over character, and the ephemeral over eternal." John Bogle

2. Political correctness and federal bureaucracy complel the labeling on bottles of water to have an 'expiration date', and causes Lemon Juice bottles to be labeled 'no trans fat and no calories'. either we are the stupidest people to ever live or we are sheep driven by panic mongers and government exploiters.

3. U.K. has proposed 'fat warning' on oversize clothes to embarrass consumer and cause them to slim down. A label with a fat hotline number would be required to be attached to all oversize garmants. Well maybe the Brits. are more stupid than us.

4. As we freeze in extraordinary cold across the nation scientist identify 600 more thing to be devatated by Global Warming. Silly to contadictory to 'duh', cockroaches to migrate, rape will increase, africa devastated, bananas destroyed, bananas grow rampant, bubonic plague, dust bowls, divorce increases and, the most scary, earth spins faster. Fasten your seat belts!

see whole list at "600 & counting" www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist

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