COPENHAGEN HOAX

I HOPE COLLEEN AND BRIAN HAVE DUTIFULLY MONITORED THE ROCK I INSTRUCTED THEM TO PUT AT THE OCEANS EDGE ON THE ACCESSION OF 'THE ONE' IN ORDER TO MEASURE THE FALL OF THE OCEANS FROM THE MOMENT OF HIS ELEVATION. I HAVE ARRANGED AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO COPENHAGEN TO PRESENT A PAPER ON THEIR FINDING TO THE CLIMATE SUMMIT. MAY SEE TIGER WOODS THERE WITH ONE OF HIS SCANDINAVIAN BLONDES. JOLLY GOOD COMPANY. 15,000 POOBAH DELEGATES, 5,000 PSEUDO-JOURNALISTS, 98 PREENING HEADS OF STATE, A GAGGLE OF MOVIE STARS AND 12,000 PROSTITUTES. SOME CRITICS CLAIM IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL ONE FROM ANOTHER. TO SAVE THE PLANET THEY WILL BRING IN AN EXTRA 140 PRIVATE JETS PER DAY. JETS WILL FLY IN DUMP PASSENGERS AND THEN FLY TO OTHER AIRPORTS TO WAIT RETURN FLIGHTS (NOT VERY CARBON FRIENDLY). 1,200 LIMOS ARE ON HAND FOR THE ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS DELEGATES TO SPEED AROUND BLABBING ON HOW WE NEED TO SAVE THE PLANET BY OUR(US PEASANTS) TIGHTENING OUR BELTS AND RESTRICTING OUR LIFE STYLES. ONLY 5 CARS WILL BE ELECTRIC AND ABOUT 1,000 WILL BE FERRIED IN FROM ALL OVER EUROPE SINCE COPENHAGEN ONLY HAS A COUPLE HUNDRED NATIVE LIMOS. SCALLOPS, CAVIAR AND FOIE GRAS WILL BE SERVED PRIOR TO DISCUSSION REGARDING SAVING THE WORLD FROM HUNGER. (MOM AND I WILL PASS ON THESE 3 SINCE WE PREFER SIMPLIER FARE). ESTIMATE CARCON FOOTPRINT 41,000 TONS THE SAME AS MANCHESTER EMITS IN WEEK. AL GORE, THE PSUEDO MESSIAH, HAS CANCELLED ATTENDANCE. MOST SPECUATION IS THAT HE DOES NOT WANT TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT 'CLIMATEGATE'. IT SEEMS MUCH OF HIS DATA IS NOW REPORTED AS FAKE. OF COURSE NO ONE AT CONFERENCE WANTS TO ADDRESS THE FAKE DATA; THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH MONEY AND GRAFT TO BE GOTTEN IN THE AGW (Anthropocentric Global Warming) HOAX. 'THE ONE' HAS DELAYED HIS APPEARANCE TO THE FINAL DAY SO HE CAN CLAIM HE PUSHED IT OVER THE TOP AND THEY SHOULD COME UP WITH A 'HERO OF THE PLANET' AWARD SINCE HE IS ALREADY SCAMMING THE NOBEL PRIZE THE NEXT WEEK. EVERYONE IN THE MEDIA IS FALLING INTO LINE ON THE NEW PRONUNCIATION OF 'CO-PEN-HAGEN' AS 'Copen-HAGEN' AS THE "ONE ' PRONOUNCES IT (HIS ONLY EXPOSURE TO DANISH PRONUNCIATION WAS 'HAAGEN DAZS' ICE CREAM WHICH NO ONE HAS THE COURAGE TO TELL HIM WAS JUST A MADE UP PHRASE BY AN AMERICAN (HE DOESN'T LIKE AMERICANS). SEND ME YOUR SEA LEVEL MEASURMENTS.
MOM IS SPENDING THE DAY MOURNING THE LOSS OF 43 HORSES AND 2 HORSE MEN IN A TERRIBLE BARN FIRE NEAR CINCINNATI,OHIO LAST NIGHT, THIS AFTER READING A VERY MOVING BOOK ABOUT ONE YEAR IN THE LIFE OF AN EQUINE ER (EMERGENGY) MEDICINE VETERINARY CLINIC NEAR LEXINGTON, KY. HORSES MIGHT BE DUMB BUT THEY ARE SMARTER THAN THE ASSES IN WASHINGTON LED BY THEIR LEAD PONY THE BIG O.