EXAMINING SANTA CLAUS for inappropriate messages

EXAMINING SANTA CLAUS for inappropriate messages. 2012 Campaign against Santa is on TOO FAT - many attacks by societies scolds. 2011 Campaign was making him stop saying “Ho,ho,ho” as disrespectful of women- has worked to some extent many this year use “Ha, ha, ha”. As an aside, new recordings of ‘Deck the Halls’ have substituted “don our warm apparel” for the old homophobic ‘don our gay apparel’. Some replies to anti-fat campaign: Unsure which replies are serious or facetious. "Santa is a role model, and kids don't want to have a role model that's fat." Santa is “Patriarchal, heteronormative, religiously-discriminatory”. warm apparel The tax-evading, terrorist-supporting, union-busting fat man with his despicable personal habits never, ever brought me the train set I politely requested. In Chicago,Kwaanza Klaawz will sock you in the kisser with a sock full of shit, but only if you've been white. He uses a whip. His costuming dress up and beastial s/m episodes have gone too far and must stop. He relies on sweatshop/slave labor. He smokes. (This bad-example-setting has already come in for censorship.) Like God, Santa should be also be a woman. Reindeer flatulence creates greenhouse gases. His merit-based advancement of Rudolph to lead reindeer was a clear abridgement of the seniority rights of the other reindeer. Worst of all...he drinks soda. Lots and lots of soda. Hence, his girth. You will note the Coca-Cola ads of the 50's & 60's featuring his Rotundness. (kind of like the Marlboro Man...only more in your face. He wears fur.